The geography of Men and Women.
I saw this joke on a forum and it really tickles me. No offence to any member of both sexes and countries man. Its all in the name of fun! =)The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or
Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally
beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or
Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open
to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or
Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war
but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically
unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or
Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas
no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a woman
really).
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone
knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled
by a dick.
*Enlisting soon
~Nil Sine Labore
posted by the man @ 5:23 PM
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